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times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
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Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
by JackleRaid October 7, 2020
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cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues
normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee
by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022
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Dopy Bastard

Describes someone fucking around being annoying. Dopy meaning stupid and bastard directed it at the certain person.
Wiremu stop being a bloody dopy bastard and grab me the hammer.
by lad55 May 7, 2022
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Eggfuck Bastard

An insult for a person who's a fucking retarded dumbass.
"Can you stop being an eggfuck bastard for once Remington?"
by Raaaaaaaah March 3, 2025
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fucker-bastard

Usually said in a playful way to a friend or peer.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.
My mate: Nice shirt, the pink really brings out your love of men
Me: Shut up you fucker-bastard
by Big_mickey_bloke April 15, 2023
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Bastard

1. A dumb or unless person

2. A Burdens
3. A bad thing

4. Lucky person

5. A mix person

6. Motherless, fatherless or both
7. A love child or wedlock child
1. He Is a fucking bastard

2. It's all a bastard on me
3. What a bastard day
4. She is a bastard after all that money she has
5. Bastard family

6. I feel bad for the bastard child

7. They had a bastard
by 459395 February 18, 2023
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Bastarding

Larry and Susan had a one night stand. They created a child. Hence, Larry and Susan were bastarding.
by Cleinth July 23, 2012
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