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Sussex Squad

The Sussex Squad is a fanatical cult of low IQ sycophants who idolise Meghan Markle for no other reason than she has a small percentage of mixed-race genes and managed to bag a British prince.

Sometimes known as Markle's Sewer Rats, the Squad comprises a highly coordinated network of paid posters and bot farms aiming to intimidate, defame, threaten and spread misinformation about the British Royal Family.

The Sussex Squad are Meghan Markle's "Personal Hate Army" of largely rabid insane bullies and immoral hate-filled individuals. Their sole purpose is to avenge all those who call out Markle's exploitation of others for personal gain and reveal her fraudulent claims for her own impoverished achievements.
Members are characterised by their inability to distinguish fact from fiction and truth from lies. To join, they must be be complete fantasists capable of making up wild stories about the Royal Family and showing devotion to all things Meghan. To become fully qualified and thus recognised as "human garbage," they must be able to troll, harass, stalk, mock, dox and spew hateful rhetoric to anyone who disagrees.

The Squad's activities involve regular devotion to images of a much younger Meghan Markle (early Suits/Reitman's era), obsessive downloading of podcasts and videos in which she features, and daily obeisance to lie-filled sermons about her on social media.
The Sussex Squad are a saccharine over-dosed army of sinister trolls and junkies commonly found wearing greasy weaves and eating crayons.
by @Observer88 March 29, 2024
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Nerd squad

A combo of two hobbits, a peanut and a moron hazelnut-head. Typically they originate in the furthest lands of the Germanian and Italian deserts. Tasty as a milkshake made of farty poop and dwarf's boogers.
Those four are the typical nerd squad you should watch out from
by jujujujujujuj12344567890 June 11, 2020
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squirter squad

Toby, Bean, maya, Nox, and sam. The coolest people you will ever meet.
Person 1: “have you heard of the squirter squad?”

Person 2: “no, who are they?”
Person 1: “the emo faggots you’ll ever meet but they’re cool ig lol.”
by Tb2bk3k November 19, 2021
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yeet squad

Noun: Group of people who are litty
Yo Cimron you in the yeet squad?
by Gujupapi August 12, 2021
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squad

Guys you roll up with when your in the hood.
I'm rolling out with my squad in Compton, care to join us?
by litcoolkid May 17, 2016
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Twat-Squad

Group of girls who are close enough to be considered a platonic romance; Female equivalent to "bro-mance". (Often used with group larger than 2)
"Oh god, here comes Ally, Alisa, and Alex. They are so in into each other. It's like they're in love"

"Yeah. What a twat-squad"

"Fucking right"
by Shallowve August 15, 2015
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Squad

a celebration of friends or a celebration of an event
Alex: hey did you hear that michael is coming to the party?
Luke: squad
by Cosmonaut8 July 10, 2020
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