Salt Lake Steamer

When a homeless man picks a fight with a state worker, then proceeds to shit in the entryway of the tax building to assert dominance.

Yo! Did you hear about the hobo that gave Trevor a Salt Lake Steamer the other day?

by JoeMama7717 December 11, 2025

Lake jolma

Nickname……
This man has no limits (hide your girl)

A man that drowns in puh from birth. (He may never learn to swim)

Predecessor of puddles and droplet….

Damn Lake Jolma leave some vag for the rest of us.

by Gsridifirjjr December 13, 2025

Wood lake

A massive puddle of precum and cum, often spreading to cover an entire floor, beneath a sling or slings in which a series of men have been suspended and repeatedly brought to orgasm over a period of days. Orgasms may result from anal penetration, prostate stimulation, fellatio, frotting, masturbation, or any other means.

Also, a large puddle of precum and cum from a big cummer having a series of wet dreams while sleeping naked on a tile floor.

My friend has a wood lake in his basement. He has 3 slings down there, and last weekend 1,372 guys spend about 5 minutes each in a sling and ejaculated onto the floor.

Her boyfriend was a heavy cummer and left a wood lake after she refused him sex, made him sleep on the floor, and he had a lot of wet dreams.

by Velvet Tongue December 29, 2025

Beltsville lake

A cool lake that the manhattens are jealous of sp they drive 200 miles to throw garbage in it. No one wants to know why.

Beltsville lake

by Ok ew April 12, 2024

Smoke lake

When a rooster takes a hit of a vape out of an asian girls vagina

'I just did a Smoke Lake with that bird in year 12'

by smokeylake April 30, 2024

Lake Zurich High School

Always finds a way to out-retard the retard

Kid 1: Man, last night at prom, they didn’t put out enough seats AND they screwed up the assigned buses
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard

by Darth_Hedgie May 12, 2024

Lake Erie Chili

A sex position and rare delicacy where a top uses a funnel to fill a bottoms anus with baked beans before anal sex. After finishing, the beans are emptied out into a bowl and eaten with a light garnish.

I had Tom over for some Lake Erie Chili last night. it was quite tangy.

by elmo booty November 25, 2021