Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 21, 2024
Get the on god no crosses countmug. by LoChris August 24, 2021
Get the Crossmug. Everyone there is fake as fuck they think they’re cool but most of them are vaping kids the teachers are nice and stuff but most people there are hoes
by Hehehehhehdhehhd September 10, 2021
Get the Cross Timbers middlemug. Like Hornsby and Axel, he is a femboy. Other than that, he is a jock orange-yellow alligator, but is actually Namjoo from Apink in a disguise, another Apink member like the two mentioned above.
Girl: “Wow, my top 3 favorite Animal Crossing characters are also my top 3 Apink members?! Amazing!”
Girl’s dining companion: “IKR, Sly from Animal Crossing is my bias 😍💅🧡”
European 12-year old anti-furry: “Apink sucks”
Girl’s dining companion: “IKR, Sly from Animal Crossing is my bias 😍💅🧡”
European 12-year old anti-furry: “Apink sucks”
by thetorofangirl August 25, 2025
Get the Sly from Animal Crossingmug. The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.
Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.
by envenom July 2, 2019
Get the Cross-country skiingmug. 100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun
by Linbodabrick September 3, 2022
Get the how many crosses has stink burnedmug. Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"
skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"
by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024
Get the spread eagle cross the blockmug.