by The__Almighty November 24, 2021
by protokiddo January 13, 2014
When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.
Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.
Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---
Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.
Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.
Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---
Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.
Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.
by Qufad January 26, 2015
Jack And Jill Went Up A Hill To Smoke Some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and then beat her to death with it and pushed her down the well.
And that was the Jack And Jill Story
And that was the Jack And Jill Story
by TheMinionRaider December 15, 2019
by Idkimhereig November 01, 2021
Unlike the plethora of "dumb tiktok thing" definitions, I think this word actually has a stable meaning. (Perhaps this is my misguided understanding of the term.)
1. Story time is used, mostly in ball/drag spaces, at a point when someone is "being read" or a queen is performing at a level which other queens cannot reach or aspire to. It's a form of shade. It's telling the other person, "sit down, child, because you are about to be educated on something you're clearly ignorant towards."
2. This can also be used for dramatic flair when, shockingly, telling a story.
1. Story time is used, mostly in ball/drag spaces, at a point when someone is "being read" or a queen is performing at a level which other queens cannot reach or aspire to. It's a form of shade. It's telling the other person, "sit down, child, because you are about to be educated on something you're clearly ignorant towards."
2. This can also be used for dramatic flair when, shockingly, telling a story.
by adnaus March 19, 2023
"Story time" is a phrase that is often used to describe an occasion when someone tells a story or a group of stories, typically to an audience of children or adults. This can be done in a classroom setting, at a library, or at home. It can also refer to the time set aside for reading or listening to stories, for example, before bedtime for children. The term can also be used more generally to describe a period of time during which a person recounts a series of events or experiences, it can be a formal or informal way of sharing experiences, memories, or information.
Joe: Hey Bob, what are you doing tonight?
Bob: Not sure yet, why?
Joe: I was thinking of having a story time at my place. My kids love it when I read to them, and I thought it might be fun for us to do something like that together.
Bob: That sounds like a great idea. I haven't had a good story time in ages.
Joe: Awesome, I'll text you the address. We can grab some snacks and drinks, and make it a real event.
Bob: Sounds like a plan. Can't wait!
Joe: Me too, see you tonight!
Bob: Not sure yet, why?
Joe: I was thinking of having a story time at my place. My kids love it when I read to them, and I thought it might be fun for us to do something like that together.
Bob: That sounds like a great idea. I haven't had a good story time in ages.
Joe: Awesome, I'll text you the address. We can grab some snacks and drinks, and make it a real event.
Bob: Sounds like a plan. Can't wait!
Joe: Me too, see you tonight!
by dwdwefewf January 22, 2023