by headshotcraft February 20, 2023

What you say after watching someone hit herself in the pussy so hard that you're pretty sure she's dead.
by yrgh October 5, 2025

Mainly on a basket swing suicide pig means swinging very high on a basket swing and jump off (i made this up from an MLG peppa pig video)
by JapaneseKidFranku July 23, 2019

What someone feels when their suicidal/depressed friend sends them a message like ‘sorry’ or ‘I love you’ really late at night and they panic
Person 1: “I love you”
Person 2: “OH SHIF NONONONO DONT KYS PLEASE PLEASE IM HAVING A SUICIDE SCARE”
Person 2: “OH SHIF NONONONO DONT KYS PLEASE PLEASE IM HAVING A SUICIDE SCARE”
by RexTheHamsterYT February 26, 2024

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.
Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.
by Shmoesta December 31, 2023

Where a person would not actively attempt suicide, but they are convinced that their death would be a net positive.
by Mean aunty in my head December 13, 2023

Genetic suicide is when animals, plants, or humans, make a conscious decision to cease procreation in order to reduce suffering to their community, their children, and the world around them.
Many animals (and humans) make the decision to take on genetic suicide, and this is because humanity has caused so much destruction and suffering, that they would rather bow their heads gracefully and depart while they have any sense of happiness.
The animals know that there is no use in reproducing when the odds are against them. They will not bring suffering unto their own species any longer than they feel they need to endure.
These animals do not trust human society to care for and guard their young into the future.
So in short, the animals would rather die and become extinct, rather than live with humanity.
Many animals (and humans) make the decision to take on genetic suicide, and this is because humanity has caused so much destruction and suffering, that they would rather bow their heads gracefully and depart while they have any sense of happiness.
The animals know that there is no use in reproducing when the odds are against them. They will not bring suffering unto their own species any longer than they feel they need to endure.
These animals do not trust human society to care for and guard their young into the future.
So in short, the animals would rather die and become extinct, rather than live with humanity.
"Tasmanian tigers must have surely taken on genetic suicide with the expansion of the human empire"
"Koalas are on the verge of genetic suicide so that their young don't suffer anymore."
"Koalas are on the verge of genetic suicide so that their young don't suffer anymore."
by MrH20 September 26, 2022
