Is a lie. The language isn't losing it's meaning you're just ignoring thing information that translate to your story being wrong.
Hym "And even that isn't entirely accurate because you didn't quite ignore it, you read it, understood that you were wrong, and then cried like a bitch because you are that. And now you're trying to make a point about a crime I did not commit. And I didn't make any echo chamber for myself. You are doing this TO me. I'm not ever doing the incest ritual Jordan and I kill someone's kid if you don't pay for my work. The story is fiction and it's used to cover us what actually happened."
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me - "Taylor"
bff - "Selena"
enemy - "Kanye"
<3 - "travis"
Selena <3 - "benny"
so this happened when I was in 12th grade. me and Selena were literally bffs, intertwined, never leaving each other. we were the bestest of best friends and everyone at the school knew this. Kanye was a serial dater. like one girl after another one girl after another one girl after another. he was dating Kim, and we like were also friends with Kim too but when she started dating Kanye we were sorta pissed ofc. but we weren't rlly mad cause we dont want to be those friends that monitor peoples dating lives. so yeah.
in about 2 months Kanye and Kim broke up and apparently he cheated on her, and Kim confirmed this. we wanted to get revenge. this wasn't anything extremely bad, just showing everyone that he did cheat on her cause everyone thinks he didn't. we came up with the perfect plan to try and let kim and Kanye get back together so he'll cheat on her again. Kim ofc didn't actually like Kanye but she was willing to do this to get him back. we would also expose any other information that he told her.
so Kim found out so many of Kanyes secrets - and then biggest one wasn't that he cheated on her, its that he likes ME AND SELENA and was tying to get benny and travis to not like us anymore. she found this out bc she broke up with him and he said that. so things were getting really out of hand.
me - "Taylor"
bff - "Selena"
enemy - "Kanye"
<3 - "travis"
Selena <3 - "benny"
so this happened when I was in 12th grade. me and Selena were literally bffs, intertwined, never leaving each other. we were the bestest of best friends and everyone at the school knew this. Kanye was a serial dater. like one girl after another one girl after another one girl after another. he was dating Kim, and we like were also friends with Kim too but when she started dating Kanye we were sorta pissed ofc. but we weren't rlly mad cause we dont want to be those friends that monitor peoples dating lives. so yeah.
in about 2 months Kanye and Kim broke up and apparently he cheated on her, and Kim confirmed this. we wanted to get revenge. this wasn't anything extremely bad, just showing everyone that he did cheat on her cause everyone thinks he didn't. we came up with the perfect plan to try and let kim and Kanye get back together so he'll cheat on her again. Kim ofc didn't actually like Kanye but she was willing to do this to get him back. we would also expose any other information that he told her.
so Kim found out so many of Kanyes secrets - and then biggest one wasn't that he cheated on her, its that he likes ME AND SELENA and was tying to get benny and travis to not like us anymore. she found this out bc she broke up with him and he said that. so things were getting really out of hand.
Selenawasdatingbenny andme andtraviswho weren't officially together. we decided to tell the boys about this, and they were ISSED. travistriednot rlly to show it but I could tell he was mad. they told us that Kanye was telling them bad stuff about us to try to get them to not be together with us. so we started planning for revenge but we got a text from benny saying that theyre fighting.
there weren't any teachers cause the fight wasn't that loud and it was just a couple of kids. Kanye then said, "OH, TRAVIS, U NOT GONNA FIGHT? I MEAN, TAYLOR IS REAL FINE...MAYBE ILL TAKE HER DOWN IN A DIFFERENT WAY" he whistled and winked and I WAS ABOUT TO BARf it was so gross.
Travis looked so mad and jumped in to throw punches at Kanye. the teachers finally came and benny was extremely hurt so he was rushed into the emergency room. Selena was sobbing and talking to benny (he probably couldn't hear her tho) about how he shouldn't have done that. travis didn't g et really hurt so I hugged him. and we started dating
the next day he looked really off, also benny was in the emergency room. but travis looked off and I asked him, "whats wrong" he told me he hates the thought of me being with someone else so...he got onto his knee and proposed. i know it sounds weird and WAYYY to early, I thought so too, but I accepted his proposal.
so thats my story time!
xx
there weren't any teachers cause the fight wasn't that loud and it was just a couple of kids. Kanye then said, "OH, TRAVIS, U NOT GONNA FIGHT? I MEAN, TAYLOR IS REAL FINE...MAYBE ILL TAKE HER DOWN IN A DIFFERENT WAY" he whistled and winked and I WAS ABOUT TO BARf it was so gross.
Travis looked so mad and jumped in to throw punches at Kanye. the teachers finally came and benny was extremely hurt so he was rushed into the emergency room. Selena was sobbing and talking to benny (he probably couldn't hear her tho) about how he shouldn't have done that. travis didn't g et really hurt so I hugged him. and we started dating
the next day he looked really off, also benny was in the emergency room. but travis looked off and I asked him, "whats wrong" he told me he hates the thought of me being with someone else so...he got onto his knee and proposed. i know it sounds weird and WAYYY to early, I thought so too, but I accepted his proposal.
so thats my story time!
xx
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Get the James Story mug.As my teacher was sitting on her desk, I went up to her and showed her the bulge in my pants. Now it was my sex ed teacher so she knew what to do.
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he groans and pushes me down aggressively. 'i can't wait anymore baby, i need you right fucking now' he whimpers desperately as he straddles over my chest and fucks my mouth for a second to get his cock wet, comes back down and slides himself into me. 'fuck baby, i've missed being inside you so bad' he tells me as he adjusts his knees to support my thighs as we look into each other's eyes in missionary. he starts to thrust into me, yell-moaning my name, and i'm screaming in pleasure as his cocks rams against my cervix (in a good way), biting the back of my hand and holding back tears. i wrap one of my arms around his warm body and reach down to grab his ass with the other. i feel his breathing speed up with me as he feels my body up. he suddenly comes to a stop and reaches down to rub my clit a little so he doesn't cum, right as i was about to cum, too.
he looks into my eyes with his eyebrows slanted down, his lip tucked under his teeth and the eyes of a doe. he smirks, pulls out and i scoot back onto the clean, dry blanket and towels i had prepared before leaving. i get on my tummy and for a second he's entranced by my petite yet, in his words 'perfectly shaped' ass. he gives it a good smack before mounting me again but from behind and thrusting his entire length in and out of me, moaning my name louder than ever. 'i love the way your tight little pussy feels' he tells me through his moans, thrusting harder to every word, speeding up.
he groans and pushes me down aggressively. 'i can't wait anymore baby, i need you right fucking now' he whimpers desperately as he straddles over my chest and fucks my mouth for a second to get his cock wet, comes back down and slides himself into me. 'fuck baby, i've missed being inside you so bad' he tells me as he adjusts his knees to support my thighs as we look into each other's eyes in missionary. he starts to thrust into me, yell-moaning my name, and i'm screaming in pleasure as his cocks rams against my cervix (in a good way), biting the back of my hand and holding back tears. i wrap one of my arms around his warm body and reach down to grab his ass with the other. i feel his breathing speed up with me as he feels my body up. he suddenly comes to a stop and reaches down to rub my clit a little so he doesn't cum, right as i was about to cum, too.
he looks into my eyes with his eyebrows slanted down, his lip tucked under his teeth and the eyes of a doe. he smirks, pulls out and i scoot back onto the clean, dry blanket and towels i had prepared before leaving. i get on my tummy and for a second he's entranced by my petite yet, in his words 'perfectly shaped' ass. he gives it a good smack before mounting me again but from behind and thrusting his entire length in and out of me, moaning my name louder than ever. 'i love the way your tight little pussy feels' he tells me through his moans, thrusting harder to every word, speeding up.
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