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Simp-athetic

When guys are emotionally supportive of a girl only because they want to get in her pants.

It’s basically being a therapy simp.
Kevin was very simp-athetic towards Katy during her tough breakup, in hopes she fucks him for being so so supportive and such a nice guy
by Diabetic sugar daddy February 23, 2021
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Dirty Simp

When one simp gains attentions and manages to get too many girls to handle.
Yo that guy became a Dirty Simp.
by SticcLord May 29, 2020
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simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!
by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019
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Tennis Simp

A tennis player who has no values of his own and puts women on a high pedestal. Sycophantic behavior for said women, and often through clandestine meetings, will achieve homewrecker status as a Mr. Steal Your Girl
Man, that tennis simp is at it again, he won’t let others join hit, and is slated to break her marriage!
by Principator December 29, 2020
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Blobfish Simp

Some who is an absolute simp for aBlobfish.
I can't help but be a Blobfish Simp
by bruh kid 68 August 20, 2020
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gay simp

A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.
you are a gay simp
by tak17 July 6, 2022
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Sumo simp

A massive simp, simping to levels man isn’t supposed to reach, an extreme level of simp or someone who will remain a simp for eternity.
Dude my boyfriend is such a sumo simp!
My ex is such a sumo simp he just won’t leave me alone!
by Cathrinsangel October 9, 2021
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