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spider typing

typing effortlessly with one hand
I'm quite an expert at spider typing.
by Analyst242 November 15, 2014
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Spider Dancing

A component of DJ logic or musical playlist planning where songs are ordered in a way to achieve an optimum listening experience. The process involves playing songs with a slower tempo after faster paced hits. This allows listeners to recover fully between extreme party moments.
See the way the tempo slowed down after that banger? Classic DJ spider dancing, giving us a chance to chill before re-melting our faces.
by sonofrickslone May 25, 2015
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Spider gang

you know when you cut a hot dog into a spider and cook it? do that to your penis and twist it together like a twisler, then all the grandmas can have a piece. they peel it like a cheese string. #spider gang
bro 1: yo wanna learn how to join the spider gang?

bro 2: sure dawg what do i gotta do?
bro 1: just start cutting the skin flute like a hot dog spider!
by spider-man gang gang home boy December 13, 2022
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Zombie spider

The worst ever thing created by a Fricking Wasp
by Yeab01 October 26, 2020
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spider gag

a retractor guaranteeing a bite less blow job
Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I pit a spider gag on him. (Also good for him to give a proper face fucking!)
by anonymous August 14, 2024
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Spider Webbing

Spider webbing is the act of cumming on a man's beard. This can be either done in a pattern or a straight shot, otherwise known as Charlotte's cumshot.
Person 1: "I am going to fuck the shit out of your stupid face you dirty man slut."
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"
by Cervix-cumtardi July 14, 2024
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spider

Somone who will devour people who like them
that bitch is a spider
by Hexicate June 13, 2023
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