Russian Dental Floss

When one is going down on their dirty bitch and he decimates her snatch with his teeth. He then flosses his teeth with her pubes.
I had to drive Propecia off to the hospital after giving her a Russian Dental Floss, or my ass would have been hauled off to gitmo for terrorizing that shit.
by Cock Cobbler May 29, 2011
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russian cough syrup

Bleach. Will kill 100% of germs... and probably you. Only Russians in Soviet Russia can drink this.
In Soviet Russia, we fight colds with Russian cough syrup. Will kill everything, yaes.
by stravick August 14, 2017
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Louisiana-Russian Roulette

Drinking game with several friends.
Half of the shots are a Shot from Hell (half Tabasco half vodka) and the other half are water and Tabasco.
You don't know which one you're drinking.

Tabasco is made in Louisiana and Vodka is made in Russia.

Watch out! Alcohol makes it burn worse.
Drunk Kid: Hey lets play Louisiana-Russian Roulette!

Everyone Else: Thats a terrible idea.
by lazystupidorcorrupt December 06, 2010
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Russian Dairy King

When a man stands over a women’s mouth with a hard on. The women pulls the man’s penis while the man defecates in her mouth.
Like the soft serve ice cream machines. Thus the Russian Dairy King is well...
by Um Ye-Hea February 09, 2010
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Russian Ditch Sex

When you go on a run, and find someone is running, and you spontaneously have sex quickly in a ditch(russian=rushin)
The other day I wanted to get 2 different types of exercise so I had Russian Ditch Sex
by BallLicker27 January 08, 2017
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Russian Sex Roulette

Like Russian Roulette, but instead of a gun with 1 bullet, you have several potential sexual partners, at least one of whom can give you an STD. Choose wisely.
"That party last night was just one big game of Russian Sex Roulette
by Pquartz February 08, 2018
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-Are you going to see the Russian Philharmonic Orchestra this weekend?

-Oh yeah! You know it.
by Alex Hartley June 13, 2007
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