When ones poop is so long and unbroken that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl like a snake, hence sidewinder poop.
by sherri421 June 17, 2009
by multi retarded boy October 22, 2020
The situation that occurs when you are wearing shoes with deep treads and you inadvertently step in a pile of relatively fresh dog crap. The crap then fills the treads of your shoes and you are now stuck with "Poop Shoe". Most of the time you do not know you have Poop Shoe until someone asks you about the rancid stench surrounding you.
The Poop Shoe lasts until one of the following things happens. 1) You wash your poop shoe off in the kitchen sink and causing your wife to hate you. 2) You wash your poop shoe off with the garden hose causing poop to spray all over you and then you hate you. 3) You give up and leave your Poop Shoe outside until the poop is hard enough to simply be shaken off by beating the poop shoe on the ground.
The Poop Shoe lasts until one of the following things happens. 1) You wash your poop shoe off in the kitchen sink and causing your wife to hate you. 2) You wash your poop shoe off with the garden hose causing poop to spray all over you and then you hate you. 3) You give up and leave your Poop Shoe outside until the poop is hard enough to simply be shaken off by beating the poop shoe on the ground.
My God Tim! Do you not pick up your dogs crap? I only took 10 freaking steps in your yard and came down with a case of Poop Shoe!
by Sawman70 February 12, 2019
Carl: Man I just left behind some massive poop dents in your toilet bro!!
Tom: Oh man what the fuck did u eat man?!
Tom: Oh man what the fuck did u eat man?!
by Hot (Carl) February 05, 2012
An infamous cruise from St. Maarten to Mobile in 2013 during which power was lost and passengers started pooping all over the ship.
by American Expressed April 11, 2013
by MayBBayB February 16, 2010
cookies containing pebbles of fecal matter that are moist and fresh. These cookies are usually served to unsuspecting little children by there disgustingly erotic grandparents. They will usually look like chocolate chip cookies and will probably smell like them too, depending on your grandparents' skill in this art. If you have recently eaten poop cookies, side effects include but aren't limited to: deflated boner, random combustion of pubic hair, and an intense desire to listen to Creed.
by ThatsJustNasty69 November 11, 2011