Poop Snotching

The Act of a Human sniffing a dog's ass.

Remonalx went Poop Snotching at the Park.

by Vladdx March 3, 2008

poop eraser

The Evolutionary Leaf

With the help of modern day science, we no longer have to resort to using a leaf while squating by some tree in a public park. You can purchase modernized poop eraser at any convenience store.

Modernized poop eraser makes me proud to be an American.

by Lala PaPloopza April 23, 2008

Poop Cruise

An infamous cruise from St. Maarten to Mobile in 2013 during which power was lost and passengers started pooping all over the ship.

My Aunt and Uncle were on the Poop Cruise.

by American Expressed April 11, 2013

Poop Shoe

The situation that occurs when you are wearing shoes with deep treads and you inadvertently step in a pile of relatively fresh dog crap. The crap then fills the treads of your shoes and you are now stuck with "Poop Shoe". Most of the time you do not know you have Poop Shoe until someone asks you about the rancid stench surrounding you.

The Poop Shoe lasts until one of the following things happens. 1) You wash your poop shoe off in the kitchen sink and causing your wife to hate you. 2) You wash your poop shoe off with the garden hose causing poop to spray all over you and then you hate you. 3) You give up and leave your Poop Shoe outside until the poop is hard enough to simply be shaken off by beating the poop shoe on the ground.

My God Tim! Do you not pick up your dogs crap? I only took 10 freaking steps in your yard and came down with a case of Poop Shoe!

by Sawman70 February 12, 2019

Sidewinder poop

When ones poop is so long and unbroken that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl like a snake, hence sidewinder poop.

"There is a sidewinder poop wrapped around the bowl 2 full times."

by sherri421 June 16, 2009

poop sleeve

The sleeve you pull up when your wiping your ass so you don't get any poop on it.

Dude, did you just take a shit?
Why do you ask?
Because your poop sleeve is still up!

by MayBBayB February 15, 2010

Poop Cookies

cookies containing pebbles of fecal matter that are moist and fresh. These cookies are usually served to unsuspecting little children by there disgustingly erotic grandparents. They will usually look like chocolate chip cookies and will probably smell like them too, depending on your grandparents' skill in this art. If you have recently eaten poop cookies, side effects include but aren't limited to: deflated boner, random combustion of pubic hair, and an intense desire to listen to Creed.

"Grandma are you making poop cookies?"
"No ;) "

by ThatsJustNasty69 November 11, 2011