Penic

Bruh. You spelt PENIS wrong bro. Haha pp small lol

''Wait is it *Penis* OR *Penic*?''

by Animalcrossingislife December 27, 2020

Panic and dash

What you do when you realise you've fucked up big time, and there is no other option but to leg it

"Mate last night was a madness, my best friend nearly walked in on me fucking his girl, I did a panic and dash"

by ChineseTakeaway September 8, 2021

password panic

password panic is the feeling that overcomes you when you realize after two tries at getting the correct password entered for you atm, email, or facebook accoun: and the knowing that one more wrong answer will definately LOCK you out of your account. most of the time this is followed by the horrible feeling of knowing that you no longer have access to the email account that is tied to that password.

Password panic is also related to trying to get into your friends email account to snoop on them. trying and trying to get the correct password until finally it locks the account down.

Dude, do you remember what my password is for my gmail account. i have tried, password and 1234. One more wrong answer and i am locked out.

omg, you have password panic>>>>>

by sweetontweety7777 August 22, 2011

picnic panic

When a twitch stream suddenly goes offline and the chat explodes with people panicking.

Watcher1: "Wait it went offline?"
Watcher2: "It did!!!"
Watcher1: "OMG WHYYYYY"
Watcher3: "Well this calls for a picnic panic."
panic issues in chat

by NekoHimi August 14, 2014

Prius Panic

Term used to describe the feeling many people, especially men, get when they end up behind a Prius while driving home from work.

Prius panic
Man 1: Oh Christ. I hope this asshole turns. I'd like to make it home before fucking 9.

Man 2: No kidding. Never seen a Prius go the speed limit.

Man 1: Yes! It's turning! *prius slowly comes to a full stop and turns slower than a fucking Amish carriage*

by Getofftheroad October 20, 2015

charity police

People that bitch about those caring for a cause, when there are so many other causes that are more "worthy." Can't we care for multiple things that are "worthy?"

Great, here comes the Charity Police to tell us how to direct our outrage.

by happyscrappy May 29, 2017

marlboro police

A township dept where all they care about is smoking cigars in their retarded cop cars and sitting checking their Facebook that has only 2 friends, like you should think about getting a life. Plus don't they be taking your free period in class talking about how bad this stuff is. Like they should shut up a worries about getting themselves a life and to teach themselves a little smoking lesson. Half of the are so freken lazy that they turn on the sirens and lights that will take them two seconds to pass but no" they need the 1,2,3 dollar foods at McDonald while freken whole foods is being robed.

Kid "Hey what do you do for a living "
Officer" I am a cop for the marlboro police kid, didn't you know"
Kid "What do you do"
Officer " Go to mcdonalds and sell them out of burgers,smoke in the cars, and dont stop any of the crimes that happen."
Kid "WOW, dont I fell safe now knowing you cops are so fucken lasy

by LIL FAZIO May 4, 2018