Shit Rolled

When what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a video of Rebecca Black singing "Friday."

Clu: You gotta check out this new band, it's awesome! Look, here's the video.

Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday...

Eric: Arrrgh man, you just Shit Rolled me again!

by The Riqo April 6, 2011

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revenge-shit

When you take a huge dump and just leave it there just to spite somebody.

Allan: "I just took a major revenge-shit bro. She's cleaning it right now!" *brofist
Sten: "Nice one!" *brofist

by Sandy_Vag October 2, 2014

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An orc shit is a painful bowel movement. It is called orc shit because It is always accompanied by terrible noises from your anus that resemble the noises made by the orcs in the Lord of the Rings series. Death by orc shit is not common but has been known to happen to children and the elderly.

Dude, I just walked by the bathroom and I could hear Joe taking an orc shit... In not sure if he will survive.

by specialk88 September 13, 2013

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Quiet Shitting

Variation of “quiet quitting” only the subject spends time in the bathroom instead of fulfilling work obligations.

Have you seen Alex?
Yeah he’s in the bathroom on YouTube quiet shitting.

by RedBathTub June 30, 2023

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booty shit

When something is absolutely absurd and there is no reasoning behind it.

My bank is charging me for using an ATM; that's some booty shit.

by Sunflower226 October 24, 2017

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shit-ton

Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.

Kilby has a shit-ton of old NES games.

by WallyFro March 10, 2003

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