Playboy Mouth

Dirty Slutty mouth

why wont that bitch shut her playboy mouth?

by DJ SLICK RICK January 12, 2009

Smack-mouth

A condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. This could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).

1. Imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:

You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...

Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

by Mouth Smacker September 19, 2008

miners mouth

where you eat out a butthole and come out with poop all over you teeth making them appear black, like coal.

"dude yesterday i was eatin out my girls ass and i hella got miners mouth".

by k hump April 6, 2008

mouth bidet

A water fountain or bubbler.

I'm thirsty. Where is the nearest mouth bidet?

by Timmay H September 20, 2005

foaming at the mouth

anal sex so good that when the person recieving, orgasms they foam at the mouth like there havin a seizure.

-dude did u get the job?
+yeah
-what did you do fuck that guy in the ass?
+ till he was foaming at the mouth.

by cb nasty December 25, 2007

Cotton Mouth

The act of eating out a female while she has a tampon in, literally resulting in a mouth full of cotton

Mary, who was menstrating, was starting to get eaten out by Joe but Joe had to quit quickly because he got bad cotton mouth.

by 7Raulphie December 18, 2009

mouth-breather

Complete dumbass that finds it difficult to even breathe.

Matt Kulow

by fartknocker4 August 11, 2003