Morongle

A moron, but slightly more comical. A person who is stupid but in a funny way.

“Wow I can’t believe he fell down the stairs because he was watching TikTok on his phone. He’s such a morongle”

by Poopmcgeezer July 2, 2024

Mormon goodbye

Having sex in the temple.

Did you know that Elder Max gave his wife the Mormon goodbye last Sunday?

by Cazoli November 25, 2024

moron

definition; you

guy1; dude snoop dogg copied that song from fortnite!
guy2; you are a moron

by Namey Mc LastName November 29, 2024

Mormon

Subdivision of the KKK

Did you hear that Cecilia was a mormon
Damn, she should go back to Utah

by lysergic acid enjoyer December 9, 2024

Mormon cocaine

Mormon cocaine:sugar,specifically white crystalline "table sugar" and similar inverted sugars or sugar adjacent sweeteners.

Eg Lemme get a cup of postum wit a s much of that mornon cocaine you can gimme eg met up with some elders for a church potluck and got the jitters from that frog eye salad,ambrosia mormon cocaine diet.

by Boston blackie December 13, 2024

Marooning

Walking around with a condom on throughout the day. Ready for any opportunity.

*gasp* “Jake are you marooning!?”
“yes”

by banjam December 18, 2024

Mormontastic

A mix of the word mormon and fantastic, used to express joy when talking about the LDS church

Oh my god, malachi 3:1 is such a mormontastic verse!

by LatterDaySaint December 30, 2024