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May 9th

National give your bf super risky head in the drum closet day
Dude it’s may 9th. I’m definitely getting some slop
by Billthebest568 May 9, 2022
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Mai-Anh

Mai-Anh’s are savages. They give a fuck about the streets and are not impressed by your material accomplishments. Have you spent time in the community? Do you tip servers well? Then you actually might deserve her attention. She has rock solid values and one she holds to a high honor is the value of respecting other’s values and choices, no matter to what degree they differ from her own. A Mai-Anh will give you the space to be yourself. She doesn’t just allow it but encourages it. A Mai-Anh supports your true self, your darkest thoughts, and inappropriate behaviors. This isn’t because she particularly agrees with your words and actions, but she takes pride in COMFORT; and is more than happy to give you a safe, comfortable space to discuss how you’re feeling, in the hopes that you can learn, another one of her core values. A Mai-Anh probably has big boobs and bounces them to hard-core drill music. She never follows others. Mai-Anh’s love weed, cats, and being there for their friends and family. They are not your traditional house wife, and with that being said, the application deadline to become their housewife has passed. If you ever come in contact with a Mai-Anh give them space and good food and then some more space and you might just get a yes from them.
Anyone it doesn’t matter who you are: Mai-Anh, what do you think? Yes or no?

Mai-Anh: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Goodbye6969 November 23, 2021
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May 27th

May 27th its national give a wedgie day.
Give someone a wedgie.
May 27th,

Me : I gave my brother a wedgie yesterday .

Him: *it still hurts*
by TheGirlUDontKnow May 5, 2021
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May 9th

Its the 9th day of the 5th month and on that day it is chez day and u eat chez and worship chez and give chez to almighty mouse and then u sacrifice your life for mouse
Its may 9th :)
Lets go worship chez and mouse
by The real deal guy March 16, 2021
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May 13

Me: hey bro it’s May 13 tmrw
them: so?
me: it’s national skip school day
them: alr let’s do it
me: bet
by machary May 9, 2022
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May 13th

The national day of choking and making out with YOUR partner. THE BOTTOM HAS TO MAKE OUT WITH THE TOP FOR IT TO BE CONSIDERED CORRECT!
YES I CAN FINALLY CHOKE AND MAKE OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND TODAY! May 13th - A free pass to choke and make out with YOUR partner
by Addisons bitch May 12, 2022
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May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship
yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!
by anonymous March 31, 2022
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