May 7th

A date where people thought everyone was going to die

“I’m scared for may 7th”
“Why”
“An asteroid is gonna kill everyone”
The next day (may 7th)
“WE’RE GONNA DIE”
(The next day)
“Don’t you feel stupid”

by Moxxiidoll_ May 8, 2022

may 15

may 15 is ass pic day! your girlfriend is supposed to send an ass pic today

ass pic day! meaning you receive an ass pic on may 15

by hmm don’t worry May 15, 2022

MAY 2

may 2 is the day the booty burner goes on a rampage and mell cant get mad at me and marquan get get mad at me

hey its may 2 the booty burner is gunna come out and slap ur ass u better run

by booty burner April 29, 2022

May 14

Let gio eat u out day

It may 14 time to get eat out

by Not gio April 30, 2022

May 12th

May 12th is the day t express your hate for Yara

Girl 1: Why are you gossiping about Yara
Girl 2: CUZ ITS MAY 12TH DUHH

by xxmagical May 11, 2022

May 26

Congrats cuz if your born in this day you are born on the same day Gurt’s girls from Despicable Me dance recital was on.

Person one: Did you know Gurt’s girls dance thing was on May 26??
Person two: Really???
Person one: Yeah I saw it in the movie!

by Coffee=PowerDrug June 29, 2022

May 9th

Its the 9th day of the 5th month and on that day it is chez day and u eat chez and worship chez and give chez to almighty mouse and then u sacrifice your life for mouse

Its may 9th :)
Lets go worship chez and mouse

by The real deal guy March 16, 2021