blockhead machine

a box of some sort which is placed on the head and is rotated vigorously in order to ruin the hairstyle of the victim- thus giving them A blockhead.

There is also blockhead resistant gel that can be worn to protect ones hairstyle.

Oh that Moonhead has got a proper blockhead after we got him with the blockhead machine! he's been merked

by Sie n Grev October 9, 2007

Sardine Machine

A cramped vehicle with too many people inside, usually a train carriage, packed like sardines in a tin.

I can barely move in this sardine machine.

I'm not getting on that sardine machine, I'll wait for the next one

by XENOCRACY February 23, 2023

Natural machine word

The address size in the target architecture you compile your C program for, it used to be unsigned int all the time everywhere, now it’s unsigned long as of the amd64 aka x86-64 until we get 128-bit computers then all bets will be off in the LINUX KERNEL HELLSYUAH, but really it’s a size_t from stddef.h and oh shit dawg, that acid is starting to kick in and I feel funny

x86 has a natural machine word size of 32, and x86-64 has unsigned ints with a size of 32 (wtf?)

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

Content Machine

someone cringe who can't be cancelled

I hate content machine

by electroencephallographically August 14, 2024

Beaver machine

A sapphic, colloquial term for "furry vagina."

Person 1: "I heard that Cindy never shaves!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she has a crazy beaver machine."

by Beaverenthusiast March 11, 2025

Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022

milf machine

When a MLIF, drives around a PHAT ASS/ Badass Volkswagen.

Shawna, that premium milf looks fine as hell in that milf machine.

by PrettyParakeet November 18, 2020