Flaming Log

When you take a vehicular shit so steamy it shatters the porcelain throne and toasts your gooch hair. May occur after spicy ramen, or sticking dynamite up your wonder-hole

Boogie Slop: Good gravy Gertie howd you flaming log so hard!

Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)

by Cazzerz_ August 17, 2025

Lemon log

The act of sticking your penis in someone's butthole and peeing in it.

Josh asked Debbie if he could give her a lemon log. When she said sure he bent her over his couch and proceeded to stick his member in her butt hole and pee.

by Tony the Guy February 14, 2017

Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.

Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.

by king kennedy January 13, 2008

Lincoln Logging

The act of men stacking penises on top of eachother.

Lincoln logging : Abraham Lincoln stacked dicks with me at the part last night

by Bi1lyB0b5k1 July 12, 2024

Lazy log

One who wakes in bed but lays there for hours.

I woke up this morning and I slept like a log, and layed there throughout the day. Like a Lazy log

by Yoshi10116 June 7, 2018

Cleveland fire log

Close to the cleveland steamer the cleveland fire log is the act of eating spicy food while shitting and pissing at the same time, this act is commen in cleveland and it is law to so this atleast once in cleveland.

"First time with the cleveland fire log?"

"Yeah, the constant burning near my asshole feels horrid."

by Yesman64 January 21, 2020

Log

To log out of an account, typically when gaming.

"dude i think we are gonna get jumped, lets log"

by Garden Guardian November 3, 2021