Being an orthodox Jew (Jerry curls, stupid hats and all) and committing the act of making a complete U-turn, simultaneously stopping traffic from both directions while you look through your coke bottle glasses to see what the hell you are doing.
"Holy crap dude, you see that moron...he's u-turning in the middle of traffic!!"
"No dude look at the curls and hat, he's making a Jew-turn"
"No dude look at the curls and hat, he's making a Jew-turn"
by Turtle494 March 07, 2008
by Awesome child May 29, 2010
Adam owed me $22.15. I was surprised when he only gave me $20 until he reminded me that he used jew rounding.
by jogro123 November 13, 2012
(n.)- when a Jewish woman and a Hispanic man love each other very much and have a baby....aka- how to make a Jewish mother go fucking insane.
"Hey mom, I'm dating a Hispanic guy."
"Well, he better be Jewish too."
"No, our kids will just be Hispanic-Jews."
"--------"
"MOM ARE YOU BREATHING?"
"Well, he better be Jewish too."
"No, our kids will just be Hispanic-Jews."
"--------"
"MOM ARE YOU BREATHING?"
by Marky Panda July 02, 2013
by Canvaslander July 27, 2023
by lil mc cheesy May 02, 2008
1. noun- Hook nose Jew clown who strives to get the latest Dior Homme, at any price/sexual favor. Can be usually found in nearest fast food joint, or watching Jerry Springer at 12am on random couch. Also see: Matthieu
by hellsly May 04, 2008