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Italian Fisting

When you use five fingers while pleasing a woman and exclaim "mama mia!".
Dude, I was totally Italian Fisting her last night!
by pg69 February 11, 2023
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Italian lugnut

Before a male finishes inside the woman, the woman screws a lug nut on the his shaft not allowing him to cum. This leads to his dick exploding
(White male)Justin just got a Italian lugnut
by Mrsimpork November 26, 2025
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Italian Fatigue

A state of mental or emotional exhaustion brought on by prolonged exposure to individuals—typically of southern Italian descent—who exhibit a chronic disregard for punctuality, responsibility, or seriousness. Symptoms may include waiting indefinitely, repeating instructions, and questioning the concept of time itself.
I can't hang out with y'all anymore, I got Italian fatigue like a MF
by ButtDawg June 8, 2025
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Italian

Person who enjoys everything that can be enjoyed way too much while lacking any moral core values. They also love to compare themselves to ancient romans, but they are smaller, wider in size, hairyer and less disciplined.

Are you a bad father? In Italy you're a hard working man too busy for family.

Betrayed your partner? In Italy, you're a romantic person falling for beauty.

You're a thief? In Italy, you simply a man who finds many things.

Betraying your brothers in ww1 'cuz you don't know loyalty?

In italy, you're a noble man.

Praising a fascist dictator taking over your country but not backing him up in the middle of a war 'cuz you got no balls?

No worries, in italy you're a simply a brave man fighting for freedom.

Getting pegged by greece in ww2, constantly needing german support?

Its okay, if you swich sides again to fall in your brothers back.
A): "Where you're from?"

B): "I'm italian!"
A): "Wow; I love ancient roman history! Bet you're good looking, fit, disciplined, loyal and romantic!"

B)"Umm... my mom makes great spaghetties!"
by PhallusEnormus November 23, 2021
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Italian quick draw

When an Italian shoots down someone’s chance to spread a random fact
John kept spewing out random facts until I pulled an Italian quick draw
by Quantum Aspect March 15, 2024
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