alice wood

A fat bitch that is soooo fat she resembles a whale!!

alice wood is so fat that when she swims the water jumps out of the pool/ sea as shes soo big!

by benjaminjajaja January 8, 2012

Tiger Woods List

A list that married men keep in their head, of hot women that they want to bang on the side and pay hush money to.

Wow she is so fine, she is on my Tiger Woods List.

by Casey Black February 24, 2010

gives me wood

expression describing a situation, when sb gets erection.

Politics! Politics gives me wood!

by got_tilt?? February 24, 2012

warren woods tower

a shitty school where they won’t tolerate kids being “disruptive” in classrooms but they WILL tolerate students being touched by teachers and kids being bullied! this school don’t give a fuck about the kids there they just want money lmfaoooo!

warren woods tower? oh! yes! I wanted to fucking kms while i was there!

by former student hahah October 26, 2019

Morning Wood Elf

1) A Canadian power metal band from Vancouver Island, BC

2) A reference to ones hardened Penis in the Morning

that better not be your Morning Wood Elf touching my leg.

by Dorian Whisp April 21, 2009

tiger woods in the sack

Previously known as someone who is good in bed. More recently refers to many different women all having "Tiger Woods" in their sacks.

Porn Star 1) I heard you screaming last night, he must have a been a tiger in the sack.
Porn Star 2) No, actually it was just Tiger Woods in the sack last night.
Porn Star 3) He was in my sack last night.............
Porn Star 4) He was in my sack the night before last............
Porn Star 5)....................

by Ardelis88 December 15, 2009

Pulling a tiger woods

A new catch phrase for cheating on someone.
When someone is having sex with a girl/man even tho they are married/engaged or in a relationship.

Martin: DAMN! Ulrik got his groove going on with that chick!
Kriss: Yeah man, do you think he is pulling a tiger woods on that chick?
Martin: He better not do, I know his wife would kill him!

by Krollo December 3, 2009