Italian Icicle

When an Italian man dies and he starts to go through rigor mortis and then his penis gets hard. Then a woman or man decides to ride it.

“I saw a dead mobster in the alley last night, and his dick was hard as fuck. I rode that thing like an Italian Icicle.”

by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025

Italian Bread Pudding

A modern-day delicacy. You feed your friend a whole load of white bread then a 2 liter of coke. Then proceed to throat fuck them while they puke it up.

Trey gave me some Italian Bread Pudding last night. I’ve never been at more of a loss of words. It was magical.

by Steadlur October 9, 2025

italian sauce job

An even where an italians magical spirit and soul end up all over your face.
Sometimes your mind is blown, sometimes the italian sauce job recks noodles.
Either way somebody will be covered in a nice pile of italian sauce

You busy today tony, nope although my wife has given my family a beautiful italian sauce job on our noodles the past few weeks.

by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025

Italian Sprinkler

A non-homosexual act where 2 men superglue there foreskins together, but not homosexually, and then both jerk off and cum at the same time, making sure it’s not homosexual, so that the spunk breaks through the super glue to create a sprinkler effect, but not homosexual.

Me and my friend like to Italian sprinkler

by Pooflepoof October 17, 2025

Italian Sprinkler

The act in which two men, not homosexually, superglue there foreskins together and then jerk off, but not homosexually, making sure to cum simultaneously so that the spunk breaks through the superglue creating a sprinkler effect, but then again not homosexually.

Me and my friend like to Italian Sprinkler

by Pooflepoof October 17, 2025

Italian Gutbuster

Shoving a Tommy gun into your anus and viciously thrusting is inside of you, but each time you make a sound, you fire a single round.

Oh Josh there? He's doing the Italian Gutbuster .

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Italian nap

When you go to the local Italian joint in your area, then suddenly you realize you're covered in olive oil from the bread dipping. You then decide to go home and set up the slip and slide in bed and take her to poundtown, and then drizzle tiramisu all over her belly.

We hit up the best spot in town for some Lasagna. And then we rushed home to take an Italian nap.

by Importeater84ny November 13, 2025