picking up wood

a woman -usually a lesbian- seducing an outdoorsy guy for quick and discrete sex.

I found out my girlfriend was picking up wood in Vermont.

by eff_in_Idaho September 12, 2016

Pimp Daddy Wood

The pimpest of daddy’s with the intentions to fuck you bitch.

Be careful of that pimp daddy wood he’ll steal your bitch

by Pimp Daddy Wood February 12, 2019

Brylan Bristopher Woods

Also known as Sadbrylan92, plays CS:GO on Youtube
Character of streamer noob dog

Not much worth living for but i'm still here in this meat vessel to the living world... *sigh* I'm just getting bored of what this world offers. Nothing but pain and suffering. And to make things worse our IMPEACHED president Donald J. Drumpf is ruining our planet and our country. Why has god forsaken us? 2019 was so bad. New decade new me.

Rip lil peep, XXX, Juicewrld - legends die young
-Not much worth living for but i'm still here in this meat vessel to the living world... *sigh* I'm just getting bored of what this world offers. Nothing but pain and suffering. And to make things worse our IMPEACHED president Donald J. Drumpf is ruining our planet and our country. Why has god forsaken us? 2019 was so bad. New decade new me.

Rip lil peep, XXX, Juicewrld - legends die young
-Brylan Bristopher Woods

by Sadbrylan92 January 17, 2023

gives me wood

expression describing a situation, when sb gets erection.

Politics! Politics gives me wood!

by got_tilt?? January 28, 2012

Tiger Woods List

A list that married men keep in their head, of hot women that they want to bang on the side and pay hush money to.

Wow she is so fine, she is on my Tiger Woods List.

by Casey Black February 24, 2010

warren woods tower

a shitty school where they won’t tolerate kids being “disruptive” in classrooms but they WILL tolerate students being touched by teachers and kids being bullied! this school don’t give a fuck about the kids there they just want money lmfaoooo!

warren woods tower? oh! yes! I wanted to fucking kms while i was there!

by former student hahah October 26, 2019

Morning Wood Elf

1) A Canadian power metal band from Vancouver Island, BC

2) A reference to ones hardened Penis in the Morning

that better not be your Morning Wood Elf touching my leg.

by Dorian Whisp April 22, 2009