Do You Have Hair?

1) A person with funny hair, such a red hair.
2) An obvious answer.
1) Morgan Fraley DO YOU HAVE HAIR? (yes you do and it is red)
2) Are you going to the strip club? Do you have hair?
by b0wthr0wer July 28, 2005
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If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 dollars, which deal is better?
"you should have bought a squirrel."
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I have a bridge to sell you

This phrase came about after a Con-man by the man of George C. Parker sold the Brooklyn Bridge twice a week for 30 years.

LINK: https: // en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_C._Parker
Person 1: Hey I hear the Earth is a Globe.

Person 2: OH Yeah? I have a bridge to sell you /I have a bridge, do you want to buy it?
by JohnnyReaper May 21, 2016
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Have you seen my baseball?

A way of asking someone if they are retarded.

A way of making someone realize that what they have just said or done is retarded.
Kat: "One day I'd like to go to college to become an Indian"

Saundra: "Uh... Have you seen my baseball?"
by NickLover July 11, 2008
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A slightly more PG version of asking if someone is not a virgin. The opposite of asking someone if they've played Fortnite, which is basically asking if they are a virgin.

CONTEXT: Cannibal Holocaust is a 1980 film that has been banned in several countries for how violent it is.
Louis: "Have you seen the cannibal holocaust?"
Elliot: "I haven't"
Louis: "So you play Fortnite then."
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I have X-ray vision

The greatest pick-up line known to man. It keeps the ladies wondering.
Fundo: Hey girl, I have X-ray vision.
Girl: Oh really? Then, what's behind door number 1?
Fundo: Come with me and I'll show you.
Girl: Ooooh weee!
by authOOr June 28, 2006
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