ivan the silly goose

ivan is an extremely silly goose who does silly things! he never sleeps and loves girls from hawaii.

Oh look, its ivan the silly goose eating sushi which is his favorite food!

by ivansbiggestfan June 26, 2021

mother goose

a caring person - like a mother, usually has a name like alaska, probably a vsco gorl, is chaotic; a mess.

me : i have the best type of friend, - she is the mother goose

by mintmyg October 31, 2019

Gooses day

A day where a group of people eat a bunch of food at an over crowded lunch table

Did you hear it’s almost gooses day? Leilanis bringin the ginger bread cookies

by LeilaniAllessibroski November 22, 2019

Slickering the Goose

Using cum retained in your mouth from a prior blowjob to lubricate a secondary penis in preparation for anal sex.

“You might want to save some of that for slickering the goose”

by Grandma Ex December 24, 2018

flappin the goose

trying something out or testing something. Another saying for "testing the waters".

I am flappin the goose with this new job I have.

by PizzaNiffin June 22, 2011

Wild Goose Chase

See Wild Goose Chase.

My friend sent me on a wild goose chase trying to figure out what it meant.

by ShotgunPixie April 20, 2024

wild goose chase

A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.

Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023