sack glasses

The sexual act of placing your testicles over a girl's eyes, where she can only see your sack and giving the impression of glasses.

Jack: Man, this girl I was with wouldn't suck my dick, so when she was asleep, I hit her with some sack glasses.

Dave: Nice! But why not go with the dirty sanchez?

by The sack slapper March 6, 2011

Stanley Mov A-Train glasses

He puts it on when horny.. right?

im pulling out the Stanley Mov A-Train glasses 😎

by themanTM September 21, 2023

glasses

when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.

"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.

The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.

by Krkič May 3, 2019

behind the glass

Something that is present or happening that you are aware of but that you can't (or choose not) to touch or be involved with.

I told the homeowner that her leaky faucet was behind the glass as a carpetenter. She should call a plumber.

by April1865 April 12, 2023

Glassing

Putting your penis in someone’s ear immediately after ejaculating to give them a “wet Willy”

John: Yo me and the gang were glassing Ayden yesterday

Joe: Yo that’s sick gang

by ABjohnsonfarts May 6, 2024

Kobe Glass

A small but smooth guy, But when messed with might be one hell of a person to calm down, He won’t hold back anything when it’s time to handle his business.

Don’t mess with Kobe Glass, Your gonna regret it.

by Micheal suave June 18, 2019

Sherman’s glasses

A slang word for when someone has large glasses, looks nerdy, or has red hair coloration.

“My friend Archie has Sherman’s glasses”

by Lukecool82738 August 14, 2025