A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025
Get the Sloth Girlfriendmug. where is she?
by Shane63 February 22, 2023
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Get the Jacobs girlfriendmug. by daddy????? 420 December 1, 2021
Get the girlfriendsmug. bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
by gracelillian February 27, 2021
Get the national be a dick to your girlfriend daymug. Timothy Shin Huang is pretty much just like his mom which is easy to sleep with, very sexual, and totally hot. Tim's girlfriend is pretty hot and likes to be with Tim because he's rich. Timothy Shin Huang's Girlfriend likes to sleep with everyone. She has a personal Porn Hub account and even i'm in one. However Timothy Shin Huang has never been in one or slept with her once.
by LELELELE is better then Tim March 2, 2020
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