Evans opinion

Straight factual perfection

Evan: she is fat

Person1: I agree
Person2: I agree

Person3: I agree
Person4: I agree
Everyone at the same time: Evans opinion is spot on, your so cool Evan, thank you so much Evan

by Iffycreator October 30, 2019

Evan

That one friend that never gets on the game even when he said he would. But never has a good excuse.

Is John gonna get on tonight? Probably not, he's pulling an Evan.

by RCR terms June 29, 2025

evan

a stupid fucking nigger whos a blatant racist and fascist. People use his mom like a fleshlight (or so they say) and always crack jokes about her stinky loose pussy.

i hate niggers - probably evan

by mrnwordman July 5, 2025

Evan

a small d boy

This boy Evan has a small d!

by polessss July 6, 2025

Peggy Evans

An alter ego used to describe someone who secretly enjoys being pegged by his partner but won’t admit it publicly.

“Oh, he’s dull in public, but you just know he’s a total Peggy Evans behind closed doors.”

by MagicarpalTunnel July 10, 2025

Evan Stevens

yn with bowl cut and mole.

Liking kirby air ride is an evan stevens moment. plus fuck tyler

by TheDentist2 August 2, 2025

Tweaking Evan

Someone who takes hallucinogens and proceeds to freak out. They often remove their clothes and usually run down the street butt naked.

Dude we did some shrooms and my friend turned into a tweaking evan.

by The ‘cid man August 12, 2025