Douche Bigalow 

Someone who is so good a being a douche, they should be whored out. The douche of all douches.

-I told my ex wife I was going to a concert.
-I asked if she could take our son that day.

-She said she was also going to that concert.
-I sold my tickets to be with my son.
-She LIED.
She is DOUCHE BIGALOW.

Douche Bigalow by thetruthisabitch May 13, 2010

Douche Nugget 

A take-off from the modern meaning of the term "douchebag." "Douche nugget" is used to describe someone who is arrogant, self-centered, rude, obnoxious, etc, and this person is not well-liked due to these characteristics. Someone who acts like a douche nugget also possesses a low level of intelligence.

Emily: He's been acting weird for the past week or so...
Amanda: What a douche nugget.

Douche Nugget by kissmyATL December 24, 2010

douche rag 

when you take a used douche bag and wear it like a dew rag

yO bitch represent that douche rag.

douche rag by the nooge May 28, 2003

Douche Bag 

Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality. People named Allen attempting to attend ludwigapalooza. Fucken Douche bag

Other Forms: Douche, DoucheyMeat heads are douche bags.
Dude, stop being a douche bag.

Dude, stop being a douche.

Dude, that was a douchey move.

Douche Bag by Coimplments December 28, 2005

douche anonymous

A loose gathering or association of douches, douchebags, etc. The premise here being that they are addicted to being mega-douches. Super douchey a-holes.

Doucha is so totally in Douche Anonymous, especially after she pulled that shit on Saturday!

douche anonymous by South Fizzle Rizzle December 28, 2007

douche elephant 

the beer guzzling, weight gaming homosexual. while elephants drink water through their noise this douch elephant would love to attempt to guzzle down beer through his noise often resulting in beer spilled all over themselves and a large mouthed smile.

wow. look at the douche elephant, he can't even handle one beer and he wants to try das boot.

douche elephant by yourmom00 December 6, 2007

douche-canister 

A person that is such a douche than they transcend being a douchebag and go right into the category of being an entire canister of douche material.

"Al's here? I can't stand that douche-canister!"

douche-canister by Dave Losso December 12, 2007