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Donald Trump Son 

A safe haven phrase for special needs students who can't cuss
"oh yea you wanna know why you wanna know why, your donal trumpson yea yea haha BURN"-Donald Trump Son

donald trump jr 

Is what the retard of a president calls his very very small dick.
Melanie: hey trump is your weenie as big as your trump tower?
TRUMP: hell yea mah donald trump jr is ready for yaaaa
melanie: - SUDDENLY SEES THE LITTLE THING- WTF DADDY DAMN! IM GOING BACK TO RUSSIA!

Donald Trump Supporter

A person supporting Donald Trump who can't stop trying to prove you wrong on social media. They are most likely a sore loser and persistent as fuck so just ignore them. Most common words are "Sleepy Joe", "Liberal", "The media", "Trump 2020πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ", "Trump 2024πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ" and something completely irrelevant to the election.
Trump supporter: "Trump 2020πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ!!!"

An educated, normal ass person with their friends: *ignores*

Trump supporter: "Hey, did you know that Trump won the election?"

The person to his friends: "You guys hear something?"

The person's friend: "Must be a Donald Trump supporter."

donald trump bj 

A Donald trump bj is we're your uncircumcised wrinkle Chafee dick get a bj from your daughter
Did you give her the Donald trump bj last night mason

donald trump smoke detector 

When your smoke detector's battery gets low, and it makes unwanted tweets all night.
What happened to the smoke detector last night? I kept hearing these stupid little tweets all night long. Oh, the battery is dying, so it became a Donald Trump Smoke Detector.