Depression 

A fancy way of feeling bummed out, and something that every cringey gacha kid uses for their character's backstory.

Most Gachas think depression is a quirk or a trait, 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵.

Cringey Gacha Kid: "LoOk I hAs ReD bRaCeLeTs I hAs DePrEsUn 😔😔😔"
Me: omg STFU (Depression)

Depression by Just Some Random User I Guess September 23, 2020

chill depression 

A depression where you can still have if times but they fade away quickly

"She doesn't smile often what's wrong with her?"

"Oh yea she's been in a chill depression for about a year now"

chill depression by Kiyah14 August 1, 2017

kpop depression 

When you love the boys so much that you cry day and night, it also ruins your mental health and you get into kpop depression

Eg: I love baekhyun so much, he is the cutest fluff baby I have ever seen. I cry day and night I think I have kpop depression

Eg: San is so beautiful he gives me kpop depression I am crying I love him so much

kpop depression by Exoduex January 9, 2020

Stozier depression 

Stozier depression: caused by the love between Richie Tozier and Stanley Uris that will never be real. Also is caused because you realize that Stozier will never be real because Stanley is dead and you know you can't do anything about it.

I just finished IT2 again and now I'm with an horrible stozier depression.

Stozier depression by wlfhrdluv January 4, 2021

hall of depression 

When someone gets depressed and won't talk to anybody else

Mike: Hey man how was the concert last night
Joe: ... ~ no answer~ ...
John: don't talk to him hes in hall of depression

hall of depression by L&SChina September 29, 2009

post-poon depression 

When the poon is so good that a day or two later you get sad cause you want to hit it again but can't.

Dude, that pussy was so good but after we had sex she told me we couldn't do it again because she's with someone else, I'm going through some serious post-poon depression.

post-poon depression by Brandon Cherry March 10, 2016

Post-Fartum Depression

When you fart really loud and good and you get depressed after it's over, (as defined by the show "Practical Jokers" on TruTV, Season 1, Episode 42)

I just had the most epic fart and now I have Post-Fartum Depression.

Post-Fartum Depression by Nunya Bid Ness November 20, 2018