A fetish where a man sits in a pie and wiggles around for his partners enjoyment. Crying may be involved (a cry baby squat). Also known as Dutch Apple Ass, Full Moon Pie and Boston Creme Splat. Origin: Bob Odenkirk as 'Jimmy McGill' in "Better Call Saul" (TV Show, 2016) Season 2, Episode 2.
by Bazinga_Punk_NJ August 31, 2016
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When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.
Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.
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Get the Brown town cobbler mug.A sexual practice whereby two men service a woman at the same time, from different ends,while also each having a woman eating their assholes at the same time of the spit roast.
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Get the Ohio Corn Cobbing mug.I met up with Eric again yesterday. I couldn't see us having serious relationship but we still had a great time going up the cobbler together.
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