Thumbprint Cookie

While you are having sex with your partner doggy-style, you insert your thumb into their anus.

“Bro, I was fucking my girlfriend last night and gave her a thumbprint cookie!”

by 8M0 October 21, 2020

Cookie trail

Its the line that leads to your cookie aka vagina

You can see the cookie trail on that pregnant girl

by Amrakkp November 20, 2016

mushy cookie

The physiologic response in females of sexual arousal (see also <b> wet pussy<b/>.

The first time I kissed him, he got my <b> cookie mushy <b/>

by numnum July 10, 2004

fortune cookie

The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.

I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!

by D December 3, 2003

have a cookie

Sarcastic phrase ever. Most likely used as a response to someone who points out the obvious.

Person 1: Hey, Earth was created by God.

Person 2: Have a cookie.

by PepsiTravis October 21, 2010

Cookie grabber

Someone who steals everyone's food. These people mostly like chocolate chip cookies, hence the name. They are usually spotted with chocolate and cookie crumbs all over their face.

There's a cookie grabber on the loose! Hide all of your food!

by PeptoBismol February 27, 2009

Cookie Cutta'z

Women N tite ASS jeans!!

Upon 1st site, theres only one word a man saids. DAMMMM!! Um talk'n corner 2 corner
ear 2 ear, rack, stacked & pack'n in all tha rite places.
She got tha fitted, U-witt'it make a man wanna gitt'it
jeans on, She Cutt'n Cookie (Cookie Cutta'z).

When light'nin strike Yo Ass at 1st site, U on Fantasy Island. If Her
jeans iz so tite & fitted, dat U-C tha
letter W when she'z walk'n, she got on Cookie Cutta'z.

by gutta (aka) throBack January 22, 2008