by Yankees10407 April 14, 2017
Get the California Necktiemug. When a dude comes in another dudes ass and proceeds to fart that cum into a vagina thus causing conception of a gay fart baby.
Me: "hey Andrew H. how where you conceived?
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"
by Recycle champ July 18, 2024
Get the California whoopee cushionmug. by gxgsgdhdgfh March 15, 2023
Get the California Countdownmug. A common social media principle that states the following:
On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.
These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.
Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:
- California being a liberal/blue state
- California being infested with homeless
- Californian is a communist state
Remarks usually remain within these 3.
On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.
These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.
Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:
- California being a liberal/blue state
- California being infested with homeless
- Californian is a communist state
Remarks usually remain within these 3.
*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*
connor_rowe84: California is a shithole
This is an example of the Internet Law of California
connor_rowe84: California is a shithole
This is an example of the Internet Law of California
by cumvid June 19, 2021
Get the The Internet Law of Californiamug. The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family
Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019
Get the California Clit Crunchermug. A game you play on your way to either California or Nevada. It’s pretty simple. Punch your friend, spouse, child, or whatever and say either California or Nevada when you are near state lines.
“Nevada!” “Ow! why did you hit me.” “We are playing California Nevada, Dipshit. It’s the point of the game”
by McFizzLizz February 14, 2022
Get the California Nevadamug. 