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Schoharie County

Rural upstate NY in the Catskills where redknecks live by their stereotype and are proud of it. If you aren’t born and raised, you don’t belong. Unless you are either related to a local, or you can lie and manipulate yourself to the “top”, you will be outcasted by everyone you meet. If you’re a man, you better know a trade otherwise you will be rendered useless. If you’re a woman, you will be circled by predatory type men that have a pastime hobby of drinking until near death. They’ll act like you're the love of their life and then hit on the next new attractive pair of legs that pass by right in front of you. Their mommy will have unrealistic expectations of you as their baby boy’s partner, and you will have to deal with her snide remarks. No one’s good enough for her baby boy other than herself. What he’ll need is a replacement mother, not a partner. Women and men are living to get their egos stroked, and will stop at nothing to be the “better” love interest for people they don’t have any true intentions for. Friends won’t really be your friends. They will backstab you to be in the good graces of those considered more worthy by really shitty standards. Don’t bother calling out shitty behavior, they will just deny and repeat. There are some good people you will meet along the way, but their minds will soon enough succumb to groupthink, and they will choose to believe the rumors over your own word. They don’t want to know the truth regardless.
Live in Schoharie County if you enjoy subjecting yourself to abuse and don’t really want to get anywhere if life.
by SusieQing February 19, 2024
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Schoharie County

Rural upstate NY in the Catskills where redknecks live by their stereotype and are proud of it. If you aren’t born and raised, you don’t belong. Unless you are either related to a local, or you can lie and manipulate yourself to the “top”, you will be ostracized. If you’re a man, you better know a trade otherwise you will be rendered useless. If you’re a woman, you will be circled by predatory type men that have a pastime hobby of drinking until near death. They will claim to be real men and then cave at confrontation when their woman needs their protection most. Their mommies have unrealistic expectations of you as their baby boy’s partner, and you will have to deal with her snide remarks. What he’ll need is a replacement mother, not a partner. Women and men are living to get their egos stroked, and will stop at nothing to be the “better” love interest for people they don’t have any true intentions for. Friends won’t really be your friends. They will backstab you to be in the good graces of those considered more worthy by really shitty standards. Don’t bother calling out shitty behavior, they will just deny and repeat until they drive you to do something they can actually hate you for. There are some good people you will meet along the way, but their minds will soon enough succumb to groupthink, and they will choose to believe the rumors over your own word. They don’t want to know the truth regardless.
Schoharie County: Don’t go unless it’s a temporary visit, or you have a death wish
by SusieQing February 19, 2024
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Enfield county

School filled w fat twats that don't have anything good to do w their lives other than chat to enfield grammar mandem and fight. Most of the ppl there are very beggish and love chattin to other ppls man, they're all very bait and cringe and the worst yrs probably has to be the yr7 and 8s cus they're all begs and weirdos that love to give verbal that they can't back. it's hilarious when ygs try force the slang like relax bro. cl ppl there are bare rude for no reason like🌚
person 1: yo do you go Enfield county?
County girl: well nah den
by rickylivesforever February 25, 2024
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Brantley County Press

When you stack cinderblocks to apply pressure where needed
John was struggling to fit all his trash into the can so he made a Brantley County Press ontop to help push things down
by BrantlianWarrior March 5, 2024
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Rowan county wedding

Is where two immediate family members I,e mother son , brother sister make a life long commitment to incest
Aren’t them two brother and sister I guess they Rowan county wedding
by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024
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A private ceremony where participants usually cousins close relatives after a Rowan county wedding have sex with the bride to conceive a inbred child
Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding reception….. well it wasn’t a normal wedding reception it was a Rowan county wedding reception you have to be a close relative to be invited
by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024
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