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Round Child

A term used to correlate between obese children and their eccentric body shape. Double Chins, flaps, round arms and turkey legs attribute to the use of this word.
Dan: Good god Jack, that child is very round. Look at his flaps; maybe a few too many cheeseburgers.
Jack: Yeah he is a round child. Look at his elbow... is that cheese stuck to it? Waddle Waddle
by Shadowikia October 11, 2009
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Floor Child

The kids that sit on the floor at a theme park, or in town, or at a station somewhere. Jimmy Urine && Wife Chantel Claret are examples of Floor kids. Youtube there disneyland videos.
no way man, wat do you think i am some sort of dirty floor child!
by CuntFaceEmZ September 7, 2010
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wendy child

a child in a play group (pre-nursery).
There are ten wendy children in the school.
by uttam maharjan August 11, 2010
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twit-child

Why are you a twit-child?
by ThisisforyouFei June 6, 2010
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child baby

'that girl just tripped up the stairs'
'i know she's such a child baby'
by bryiloo lawrence February 1, 2009
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wrist flop child

Mentally handicapped or just plain stupid individuals between the ages of 5 and 15. Otherwise known as queefbags and douchetwats.
A wrist flop child will often be less intelligent than the average douchebag, twatnugget, or krauser.
by Ted Zimmerman February 7, 2009
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Child Goof

When in some period of your childhood you mess up/make yourself look like the biggest retard/Goof up past the point of return and you remember it when you are older.
"oh yeah bro remember when you and i dressed as actionman to the dress up day?"
"yeah dude that was a major child goof right there yo"
by calculator man May 11, 2014
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