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Mystery Box

When given the choice between getting something of known value or something of unkown random value, the latter is denoted by the mystery box.

It might be fine to go for the mystery box. But human beings have a tendency to fall for the mystery box without weighing the outcomes first, seeking the thrill of gambling.
A boat is a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat! And you know how much we want one of those. We'll take the box.

Who could resist the call of the mystery box.
by evilm0nkey June 16, 2017
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Gmod Idiot Box

One of the best Youtube series there are out there. It is made by DasBoShitte.

Main Characters:

Dr. Hax: The profound and crazy doctor of the show who destroys all hackers of any kind.

Chuckles: He is the one, at the beginning of the show, to cheat the most, thus becoming Dr. Hax's #1 target. He later strays away from his cheatful ways.

G man: The lawyer guy that everybody should know about.

Lois: A main character in Left4Dead, he is highly obsessed with pills and will do anything for them

Francis: Another Left4Dead character. He hates Lois and is very obnoxious. He is part of the show "Everybody Loves Francis".

There are more that are unnamed or from Left4Dead too!
This series is VERY worth seeing!
A quote from the Gmod Idiot Box:

G Man: I want Breakfast.

Man behind counter: Well...I'm really sorry

G Man:......Well, I'm really sorry *pulling out gun* t-

Random Man: HE'S GOTTA GUN!

Everybody at Bar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

G Man: HEY, hey, it's okay, alright, just, just sit down, now ya gotta have your vegetables, vitamins and whatno-
*Gun starts shooting randomly everywhere*

G Man: IT'S AN ACCIDENT, It's an accident, the trigger, it's sensitive, it's sen...si....tive.....*looks at everybody dead*

G Man: Ummmm, can I have my breakfast now?

Headless man behind counter: *flicks him off*
by The one above all December 25, 2009
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skeet box

A hoe-bag or prostitute type figure intended for the use of transporting or consuming any amount of skeet. Also see sperm dumpster.
So I'm hangin with my buds one night and I was feel in a little frisky... one thing leads to another and that damn skeet box runs away with my wad!
by Ben K. December 18, 2005
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heart-shaped box

incredible song performed by the grunge band nirvana. third song on one of the great albums, not by nirvana, but of all time, in utero.

evanescence did a cover of it and completely fucked it up
forever in debt to your priceless advice...
by nirvanakanks June 22, 2005
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A Cardboard-Box

a small apartment, house, or trailor that is in very poor condition. usually in poor neighborhoods and large cities.
you don't want to come to my house, it's a cardboard box.
by jmv September 14, 2005
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Jill in the Box

The action taken such that when having sex in a car with a sun roof, the man thrusts upward so that the woman's (Jill) head emerges through the sunroof and moans in delight. Similar to the childrens toy the Jack in a Box especially when performed with random thrusts.
I was dogging in the park last night and whacked it while watching a Jill in the Box.
by Flacido Domingo August 13, 2008
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Liver Box

A small box, like a shoebox, with a round hole on one (or more) sides filled with warm liver, used for male sexual stimulation (usually when females aren't present and homosexuality is unacceptable).
Dude, get the liver box out, I'm horny as fuck.
by Serg October 18, 2004
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