thicktional book

i am no longer calling it the 'fictional book'. with the amount of hoo-ha coming out of theists, you need faith, or he works in mysterious ways, i am too dumb to read up on peer reviewed science, and there is no logic nor facts to go with it.. just beliefs; therefore, i am, from this point on, referring to it as the 'thick-tional book' with focus on the theist sheeple in a derogative way.

go read your thicktional book and find me proof of facts.

by sams2500 December 9, 2023

hoe book

The book, or manga usually, in front of other copies of the same book that is used to skim over or read through its contents. Often being overly bent or worn due to its use and the last one to be sold in favor of mint condition copies.

Damn it dude, I should've gotten here earlier, the last copy of this manga is the hoe book.

by username9876 February 19, 2024

Mending Book

A Mending Book is a rather useful item in Minecraft. Using said enchantment on a tool or weapon will make the tool/weapon automatically be repaired by a specific incremental amount when picking up Experience Points.
Alternatively: Something Grian will never get.

"The ocean provides, I know it does. That next book, I know it; I can feel that it will be mending!"
*It was not a mending book.*

by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024

Story Book Finish

When you eat a girl out and lick the tip of your thumb and flick through her pussy flaps like a book, then repeat this until she finishes, after she nuts you grab both sides of her vagina and slam both sides together like you would after you finish an excellent book.

Person 1: “Yo dude! How did it go with that girl last night?”

Person 2: “Terrible! She slapped me for giving her the Story Book Finish.”

by MrJustTookAWholeBottleOfViagra October 13, 2024

Guide-book

"Guide-book"

guide-book \'gīd -, bůk \ n : an informative guideline as a book into any kind of journey

TRUE:

Snake and ladders - Guidelines

Use the "Guide-book" while playing with friends..

FALSE:
i think we were lost again give me the "Guide-book" & let's see where we should go this time....

by 164054D5068D December 16, 2024

Dirt book

A book with names of people you don’t like/have bad feelings towards, see also “shitlist”

“You’re in my dirt book now”
“People in my dirt book should hope to never run into me”

by katkatkatkatka May 22, 2025

e-book

The digital or online version of a printed book, often less familiar to physical book enjoyers due to stricter screen time limits imposed by parents. Unlike physical books, e-books can be subject to more scrutiny in households that prioritize limiting screen time durations.

I wanted to read an e-book, but my parents said I had to stick to physical books because of my screen time limits.

by Emotional Cruiser July 20, 2025