a brandon

Doing a brandon comes down to one of 2 scenarios 1. being too soft to partake in anything which may raise your heart rate sightly. Or 2. Being a selfish lazy cunt that is unable to enjoy new things or the outdoors.

Might do a brandon tonight and stay in all night.

by Alibaba2k21 February 23, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot

“brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot”

by fart poop fart poo February 2, 2020

Brandon

A fucking sickkunt

Everybody mirin at Brandon brah

by Brandeezybrah November 22, 2021

brandon tupper

kate leonard’s boyfriend 👩🏻 ❤️ 💋 👨🏽

“brandon tupper and kate leonard are getting married one day”

by ilybonniewright December 18, 2023

Brandon

He's a guy that loves his girlfriend and had a 30cm penis, he is probably

T-Bagging your girlfriend right now with his glorious balls, he has humor and can make girls laugh, brandons seem to be shorter than the rest but can still kick some ass if he wants to!
Brandons are all a Mr.Stealyourgirl
He is often doing something illegal with friends and gets into trouble.
the most important thing in his life are his girlfriend, friends and family.

I wished i was like Brandon... he gets all the girls...

i want to be like Brandon, he beats up everybody!

by ☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎ January 1, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is the guy everyone loves. Kind hearted, lovable, and all around he gets the crowd going. Without Brandon’s, events would lose popularity and and sports wouldn’t be the same. You need a Brandon in your life.

Let’s go Brandon!

by Justine Brooke November 23, 2021

Brandon

if the Brandon you are thinking of is blasian then be has a huge dick is very good looking and very funny and can seem nonchalant on the outside but trust is a sweetheart on the inside, back on the cock part, Brandons cock is humongous and he knows how to use it and had the best sex.

girl: brandon is very good at sex, he gave me back shots friday and it’s sunday and i’m still walking with a limp

by The girl Brandon fucked June 26, 2023