I’m Blowed

Florida Slang. Means “very mad or sad”

“Yo, You’re car’s not there, must’ve been towed”
“Wtf bro, I’m blowed as fuck i was here for an hour

by FROMDaTRAP July 5, 2019

Blow up

To force someone, often political prisoner to drink a cup of gasoline and then stabing them in the chest with a red hot blade on a 15-foot pole causing them to explode violently.

Person 1: Did you hear about when Vladimir Putin got some journalist to blow up because of what he wrote.
Person 2: Ya, that shit was on the news.

by BigBoySatin December 9, 2019

hammer blow

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!

She got smart with me and I hammer blown the bitch!

by unklesatan March 19, 2017

Mortal Blow

Attempt to stick your arm up your anus just before climax to receive maximum stimulus to the g-spot

Mortal Blow don't try it alone, unless you have the ER on speed dial ;)

by qalimera December 6, 2017

blow waffle

When a group of people scream "BLOW WAFFLE" at someone and then throw a bunch of syrupy waffles at them

Group: BLOW WAFFLE

person: ahhhh!!! Mother fucker got syrup in my eye

by Warm_milk April 20, 2016

blow birds

to smoke weed

Dude lets get the band together and blow birds

by gridgator May 20, 2016

dog blow

When you are hitting from behind and your friend is getting his dick sucked simultaneously

Let's dog blow this bitch

by Stikcler January 6, 2017