austin

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oh theres austin, that fat bitch.

by big daddy chad June 18, 2022

Austin Green

Austin Green is the definition of a top tier boyfriend. He has the most dreamy eyes like if you were too slowly let the chocolate sauce freeze on top of ice cream kind of brown. He might not be the most talkative person when you meet him he might not even like you but if he lets you in and cares about you he turns into the most goofy nerdy soulmate a bitch could ask for. He is the perfect balance of immature and intelligent, ie: he will build a lego set with you and know the history behind an obscure reference to the set. He loves to love you even if you don't deserve it

Cynthia: I need my Austin Green to cuddles with me.

by ElizabethCynthia June 19, 2022

Austin powers

I just made a fake word to trick my kids!!! They almost fell for it!!!

Name a famous persons starting with Austin?
Austin Powers

by Austin Power lover June 30, 2022

Austin

Is a extremely nice person, but don't let the looks fool you, he'll secretely go and fuck your mum

Guy 1: Wow that’s Austin, I hope we can be friends
Guy 2: Don't bro he'll fuck yoiur mum

by Anonymous(360) February 15, 2022

Austin Appreciation Day

If you have a Austin you should appreciate him on October the 31st annually.

It's Austin appreciation day, appreciate your Austin.

by A_Mere_Fork February 19, 2022

Austin

Well, Austin is a nice name, be careful though- he might be a nice guy but he’s crazy into hentai, I mean they might as well call him the greatest gents I addict. But he’s pretty cool- friendly too, another to watch out for is if he has a brother over the age of 18, stay away from him if your a minor

Person A: yoooo, was Austin in class today?
Person B: ya, I saw some weird anime girls on his phone during class..

by lmmaooo February 27, 2022

Austin

A guy who doesn't listen to you when you give him real advice. He tends to go the way he wants to with his choices rather than whats best. May cheat on you so beware!

Did you hear that Austin cheated AGAIN?

by TheAudacityYouHave February 28, 2022