Yak attack

A blatant and unusual amount of choice words from someone who can't stop talking, ie mother in law, wife or a child

If you had been at my house you would not have believed the yak attack I suffered.

by J Coggins May 24, 2005

Vampire attack

when you put fake vampire teeth in your mouth and eat a girl out, during which the teeth become lost inside the vagina.

Joe- " Yo, Ted where are your vampire teeth?"

Ted - " Ugh, yo that bitch Jeremy lost em ina vampire attack yesterday."

by stoopid spick April 25, 2010

heart attack

from the amazing beautiful and talented Demi Lovato
"If i ever did that i think i'd have a heart attack-k-k-k-k-k!"

About not wanting to let your defense down against a boy/girl who you know is gonna break your heart

If you havent heard it.
Check out the song
Absolutely amazing

well it is DEMI !!!

"YOU MAKE ME GLOWWWW BUT I COVER UP DONT LET IT SHOOWWWW"

FRIEND: "PUTTIN MY DEFENSES UP COS I DONT WANNA FALL IN LOVE IF I EVER DID THAT I THINK ID HAVE A HEART ATTACKKKKKK"

YOU: GOTTA LOVE THAT FLAWLESS DEMI LOVATO

FRIEND: YEP!

by ddlover123 November 26, 2013

Monkey Attack

1.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla sets upon you in a forceful, violent, or hostile way.

2.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla blames or abuses you violently.

3.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla tries to destroy you.

4.) A monkey, chimp, or Gorilla military offensive strike.

Oh no, my leg is broken, my face is bloody, and I don't know my last name or where I live. Not another monkey attack!

by Prophet J February 7, 2009

Wack Attack

Masterbating somewhere where you shouldn't as a result of extreme horny-ness.

I had a wack attack in the fridge at work today.

by NikpThaG September 11, 2010

fuck attack

is basically a spas attack that can happen to anything.

Oh sorry, i cant come online my internet is having a fuck attack

Dude you missed an open goal
"yeah sorry my leg had a fuck attack"
Dammit an earthquake destroyed my house... "The ground had a fuck attack"

by Razorack August 22, 2016

Mini Heart Attack

That gut-busting, toe-tingling feeling you experience after consuming a particularly greasy or caloric meal, generally occurring after the initial joy of gorging oneself on burgers ends and the pitiful self-loathing of being a pathetic lardass sets in. Not to be confused with a real heart attack.

Hey Sarah, I went to that burger joint yesterday. After I devoured a triple bacon cheeseburger, fries, onion rings, and a milkshake, I could almost feel the diabetes tickling my toes. It was most definitely a mini heart attack.

by The Percipient Scholar February 19, 2014