full retard

to get so drunk that you are no longer a fully functioning human being.

Dude Todd is so fucking drunk. He has gone full retard.

by cariboulou2013 November 02, 2009

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half-a-retard

half-a-retard is a person so stupid that retards think "hes a dee dee dee"

"OMG that guy got a zero on the test"

"How you get two hundred pionts just for your name?"

"He must be half-a-retard"

"Oh yeah"

by stefan campbell October 12, 2007

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your retarded

An extremely lame joke that is 1% irony and 99% gay.

"Why does your shirt say, 'Your retarded'?"
"OmGzzz you d0nt get it???"
"That joke sucks"

by albinoboy December 03, 2006

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retard sandwich

1. Me... stuck between an attorney I work for and my boss.

2. Any pair of people or couple who's ideas are so "out in left field" that any normal person would consider them retarded... regardless of education or mental ability.

So what if I was wearing high heeled open toed shoes to work, it's spring! Does that really require a "talking to" by the retard sandwich? Give me a fucking break.

by Bianca April 09, 2004

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