Jasoned

When a guy cheats on you with multipleeeeeeeeeeeeeee other women.

My ex Jasoned me with his lying ass, he was even sleeping with the babysitter!

by Daniyo January 28, 2021

Jason Eisler

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by Domain Name Advisor May 13, 2021

jason

jason is the best dude in the world. he is so frickin quirky and he got poggers and swaggers.

omg its jason

by t-series1094 November 24, 2021

Jason

A person who has high IQ and is usually sucessful

Hey look! Its Jason!

by igobyweirdnames May 10, 2022

Jason-ing

The act of being with a group of friends, having good time, then randomly walking away like a ghost without saying good bye and making people think you were either man-stolen or dead in a ditch.

Night out with the boys: Bro is so nice to finally be out kicking it with the boys, we need to do this more often. Hey, where the fuck is Todd? They search the area, call the police, send out search parties and Todd cannot be found. The next day Todd shows up to work and just buddy fucked everyone by walking away Jason-ing.

by Redmouse69 February 8, 2019

jason

jason is a cuck. is probably in love with a girl in his class but is too big of a cuck to talk to ask her out. also is kind of retarded and does not have good grades

person 1: jason is a cuck
person 2: yes

by busdriverflex October 31, 2020

Jason

The greatest of all potatoes; King Spuducus

At a young age, Jason was a human looking for the meaning of life. Then he came across a magic potato tree. He ate a potato and was crowned King Spuducus for asserting his dominance over all the other potatoes.

by anonymous October 18, 2021