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Fat Faggot Treat

A term coined by Louis CK as an alternative to "Cinnabon"
"I'm going to the food court, do you want anything?"

"Yeah, I'll have a fat faggot treat."

"Do you want the hot jizz on it?"

"Of course I want the hot jizz!"
by bluffalo1 February 14, 2012
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shit pissing faggot

One who is so gay, that their butthole is nearly always filled with penises, dildos, cucumbers, etc. As a result of constant anal blockage, their physical anatomy has changed to allow feces to be expelled from the urethra as an alternate route. This change is what results in a shit pissing faggot.
Mary: You know, our neighbor Todd has been growing eggplants for years, and he’s never given us one!

Bill: That’s because Todd is a god damn shit pissing faggot. They all go up his ass.

Mary: I had no idea! How do you know, honey?

Bill: You didn’t notice the strange aftertaste when he invited us over for eggplant parmigiana??
by Hammer of Jesus June 12, 2018
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fairy god faggot

A small fairy who will fly into girls rooms at night and tap them with her anti-dick stick and POOF that girl is a lesbian
Girl: i think i might like girls
Mom: oh shit, the fairy god faggot must've tapped you with her anti-dick stick i your sleep.
Girl: mom, wtf are you on
Mom: I swear im not on anything thats just how this sht happens
Girl: yeah......
by Haidee21 March 22, 2016
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white pussy faggot

When a weight lifting coach on steroids gets mad at the wrong kid so he calls everyone a white pussy faggot instead; supposed to be an insult but is actually a funny joke.
You guys are a bunch of white pussy faggots
by mr. chigga December 4, 2019
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coochie nigger faggot

A common slang used to offend people.
by Some Bean Bitch March 13, 2019
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Kansas City Faggot

Someone who is hired to get a little track laid, but ends up dancing and jumping around to the tune of "De Camptown Ladies."
"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."
by Mongo_Pawn April 9, 2010
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