Chinese Toe Hold

A sadistic game perpetrated on a young son by his drunken father. The object is to get the toe-holdee to to say things like you are my master, you are The King and I am your servant. All of these are done under duress since the toe holder is causing extreme pain. Fortunately, after many chances, the lesson was learned. The ultimate victory is when the stubborn teacher of the game will not relent and gets a broken big toe!

Oh no here comes dad, drunk again! I bet he doesn't play the Chinese toe hold game again! Beat that Peckerwood at his own game I did!

by spidergrafx October 2, 2023

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Chinese Crab

A sexual act in which one person does a hand stand to another person's chest. Then the other person pinches their nipples while getting their ass eaten.

A stranger taught me how to Chinese Crab behind a gas station

by WOD2005 July 27, 2025

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chinese crayons

chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.

Chinese crayon is my favorite word.

The original Chinese crayons used to contain PB, or lead.

by chinesecrayons April 18, 2022

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Chinese Dietician

Someone who provides nutritional advice based on the aroma of another persons shit. Advice that is often unsolicited and unwelcome.

That Chinese dietician told me I need to eat more ____(fiber, vegetables, dairy products, etc.)

by Getbent1 December 26, 2011

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Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.

Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.

by The Horny December 1, 2023

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