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Mac is fat, lazy, and will make a mess wherever he goes. Thinks he can cook but thinks using 3 cans of pasta sauce to make butter chicken will taste good. His grill-skills are pretty good though. Mac is in general pretty gross, his hair is usually inwashed, he leaves his socks on the couch (after covering it with crumbs and leaving a plate of rib bones on it for 2 weeks), and his room is always covered in dirty clothes and chip bags. Despite this he does not smell... strangely. Mac is a horrible driver and his car is covered in scars as a result. Mac will run red lights like its going out of style and breaks something on his car every other week. Has a sweet head of hair.
Mac
by Big T, the small D March 21, 2020
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mac and chili

"I LOVE mac and chili, shit tastes like my grandma's toes."
by GeicoOfficial June 14, 2020
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mac and sheet

When one person puts max and cheese in another person’s butthole, and then eats it out.
I heard Nick mac and sheeted Jess last night.
by DeanRylie June 29, 2020
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Al Mac

A term used to described flamboyant men that love spending time of yachts and whom give terrible advice, particularly betting advice.
He was an absolute Al Mac Saturday morning and I ended up with no money by the end of the day. I'm sure he'll call me tomorrow at Mardi Gras.
by chickenkatsu August 13, 2020
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coach mac

likes harry potter. eats the wrong kind of pizza and teaches about dead people. probably will give you covid
“did coach mac cough today?”
“yeah, let’s kill him!!”
by rumpelstilskins lover August 21, 2020
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Mac and cheese

A massive coronary brought on by assholes that purposely drug you, to get you out of their hair because you know too much, and know what they do is completely wrong.
E: I'm going to mac and cheese this bitch for discovering my affair.
D: Well I already got my husband, so do it up. I won't tell.
M: I'll whip up that chili for you to help it along.....
by Myneighborsarekillingmecuzthey September 19, 2020
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mac-in

To stan Fleetwood Mac -like all should
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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