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Iron Man

I am Iron Man
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves, will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he traveled time
For the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfurl
Now the time is here
For Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again
by Death Menace May 16, 2023
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Man Flu

A term used by women to dismiss men when they are sick. Even though there is evidence to suggest that viral infections in men may be more severe than in women.
Becky: My boyfriend doesn't want to go shopping with me because he's sick
John: That sounds reasonable
Becky: No it isn't. He's not really sick, he just has man flu and wants attention!
by Flobsmack August 21, 2023
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Burning Man

A pop up festival where financially rich people and those who want to appear rich go and predominantly do sexual activity.
I'm going to burning man to find myself a sugar daddy.
by thelosttwo01 August 23, 2023
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Hard Man

A man with an erection.
Louie will smash any guy that will step to him. Hes a real hard man.
by Beefs🐢 August 23, 2023
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man makes you food

He tryna make you his girl...
"Girl This man makes food for me in the morning and at night"... "Oh yeah you his girl because this man makes you food!!"
by juicyjkj August 23, 2023
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Peepeepoopoo Man

A very shitty and evil man located in somewhere in Toronto.
01 : ''You sure we should be standing here? Considering what happened yesterday
02 : '' ? ''
01 : ''The Peepeepoopoo Man dumped buckets of diahrea on people here
02 : ''Dear god''
01 : ''Theres more''
by harbinger577 August 24, 2023
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Made man

Batts was a made man and Tommy wasn't
by Obese anorexic August 24, 2023
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