Orphan Man

A man who says how every person does negative things to them but not mentioning how they were the first to start it and once you realize who they really are they will start ignoring you. Basically a man who lies about his past for sympathy.

Bob used to always tell me how his exes would break up with him suddenly out of the blue but when I dated him he would always block me for not agreeing with him, he is a orphan man

by Omggirlitsher October 15, 2020

business man in a can

Any generic executive that communicates in vague or cliché business terms and acronyms but otherwise provides no significant benefit to an organization or project aside from a positive review if he is your superior.

We had a couple of analyst and a financial guy in the meeting, and one business man in a can.

by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017

Bring home bread man

The person in a household that makes the most money.

Sally makes $20/hour while Kurt makes $13/hour so Sally is the bring home bread man.

by Big Mama 69 August 17, 2021

Sexy man

A man who cooks for you while listening to Guns N’ Roses.

”He’s listening to Guns n’ roses while cooking food for me! Wow, he’s a really sexy man!”

by Ilovehotrockers March 28, 2025

Man Face Guy

A guy who likes to play osu!mania.

Hi Man Face Guy!!!

by ImNotMimi August 31, 2023

Grouch Man

A grouch man is a fictional man that checks the category of messy, slut, twink, small, occasionally tall, looks like he hasn't slept in 9 months, mostly evil, commonly mean, very regularly depicted by their black, white, or dark coloured hair.

EX;
Yakov (Guilty Parade)
Nagito (Danganronpa 2)
Rei Suwa (Buddy Daddies)
Hiyori Sou (Your Turn to Die)
Keith (Voltron)
Wolfwood (Trigun/Every variant)

If you want to be really out there, grouch men could include;
Shadow The Hedgehog
Eyeless Jack (Creepypasta)
Ben Drowned (Creepypasta)

Omg, he is such a grouch man.

by THELigmaSigma April 20, 2023

man style

doing something incorrectly and without tools or directions

Bro 1: "Bro, I'm gonna fix the pool table man style."
Bro 2: "Which means the next time we try to play we'll have to fix it again."
Bro 1: "Exactly."

by NewEnglandNinja August 3, 2013